Just a few words on men's suits. Every man should own at least one nice, decent, respectable suit. Which is why I need to get a new suit pronto. I have a few suits, but their other old or a bit to pimped out, like my silver and black masterpiece I managed to wear to at least one interview (and one new year party). Who's to say. Here's a few interesting words on what a suit should be. It's not much but you should at least know.

The suit, no matter the style, needs to fit your body, closely. This means all pieces should be cut and tailored appropriate to your form. Surprisingly, this doesn�t require a lot of money ($500 can, in fact, get you a good suit) but it does take an eye, and the strength to ignore any saccharine compliments from salesmen.

Trends have six-to-eighteen-month shelf lives. If you plan to retire your suit in this window, feel free to splurge. Otherwise, shop considerately.

Suits are made of wool or cotton, and their variations. Additional fabrics need not apply. A suit jacket goes with suit pants, not with jeans or chinos. If you want a casual jacket, buy a sport-coat or a blazer. Stand-up comedians are regularly shot over this rule.

If you�re not comfortable � if you don�t feel the suit�s appropriate for you � the salesman�s looking out for his commission, not your style.

A modestly, well-dressed man has never failed to impress. Yes, never. Assuming you don't smell like kentucky fried fish and garlic.

Carmen Electra had her first orgasm at age 12. It was an accident that resulted from a pair of obscenely tight Calvin Klein jeans and a few fortuitous bumps on the high school bus. "I just thought it was the most amazing feeling I felt in my life," Carmen professes. "Everyday I sat on the bus I'd try to repeat the same thing, but it wouldn't happen again."

The bus that played such an instrumental part in Electra's formative years was owned and operated by the city of Cincinnati where she grew up. At age five, Carmen (then known as Tara Patrick) won her first dance contest, gyrating her precocious little body to Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy." (I guess they did.)

In her mid-teens, Electra enrolled in the School for Creative Arts to further her nascent dance career. A stint with Prince (who renamed her Carmen) and one Playboy spread later and Electra managed to negotiate her way to the top. Currently, at 24, she is stepping in for Jenny McCarthy, assuming the mantle as host of MTV's Singled Out � but you already know that, right?

What you may not already now is some of the following: Carmen does not have sex on the first date (or so she claims); she's had relatively few boyfriends to date (or so she claims); and what boyfriends she has had have names that come straight out of a cheap romance novel like "Shane Sparks" and "Craig Carrington."

While we're on the subject of dating, you may be wondering what attracts Carmen to a potential suitor. Brawn and good looks? Money and power? Not so, according to she. "I like a man that's in touch with his feminine side," she claims, "who's not afraid to express himself and doesn't have a cavemen complex."

This, of course, may be good news to Richard Simmons (except that he's gay) but if you're a bull-headed macho like me � who mixes sheet metal screws in with his corn flakes in the morning � you're sort of left out in the cold. No dates for us. We left our feminine sides at the hardware store, somewhere over by the plumbing supplies. All that we get is an hour a day with Carmen, via the tube and the living room couch.

Then again, there's always the Web. I mean, that's what the Internet's for, right? It's not quite a date but at least she won't be "bopping" you on the head and kicking you around in front of millions on late-afternoon cable � not that you would really mind that, would you.

Sex is fun, yeah sure, but make sure you get to do it forever! Just a reminder to always keep it safe! I mean, this is what we live for after all and it's a healthy thing to do, just do it with love.

BE PREPARED. Not only Boy Scouts need to practice the motto, but so do sexually active adults. If you are going out and feel that you may spend the night somewhere with a lover, take a small cosmetic or fanny pack with condoms, lubricant packets, toothbrush, toothpaste, and anything else you might need. All of these items come in small sizes or individual packages. This way you will always on point. Just because you are on vacation, don't mean you leave your common sense at home.

Make sure you and your partner have discussed the issue of birth control. Condoms break - so if you want to be sure of not getting pregnant, use a back-up method.

Using latex condoms for any intercourse (whether vaginal or anal) is the most important safe sex practice you can have. Always use a male condom and use it correctly. See correct usage. However, not all condoms are made equal. Latex condemns offer the best protection. Your partner and/or you may want to try a variety of condoms to find the ones that work for both of you. Some women and men have an allergy to the spermicide, so look for condoms and spermicides without nonoxyl-9 if you do. If the condom breaks, however, using a small amount of nonoxyl-9 won't hurt nor will washing after sex, as one should unless you fall asleep. Then do it in the morning.

And most importantly, Have Fun!

Some literary accounts of sexual experience may or may not be true. It is not a field where men are apt to be modest. Boswell gives us a nice account in his "London Journal". In one encounter, which took place with Louisa on 12 January 1763, he was "fairly lost in supreme rapture" no less than five times, and the worthy Louisa declared him a prodigy. Atkins suggests that "Boswell was probably truthful." Debate about frequency of orgasm often centres on six or seven times as remarkable. In literature there are many examples around such figures - in Teleny, "As true votaries of the Grecian god, we poured out seven copious libations to Priapus."

Like, Ovid, who though growing old, managed it nine times with Corinna - but he is not at all satisfied. In de Sade's Juliette, Minsky never goes to bed without first discharging ten times ("It is a fact that the inordinate amount of human flesh I eat contributes greatly to the augmentation and thickening of my seminal fluid"). Such men are weaklings compared with the performers of Arab and Japanese legend.

In the "Arabian Nights" one man manages to make love forty times in one night; Japanese sexual athletes are similarly insatiable. And there is a pleasant little joke I cannot resist including - An English sailor got into an argument with a Chinese sailor in Shanghai, each boasting how many times he could do it. They decided to put the matter to the test. Each took a girl to bed. The Englishman performed once, then again, and finally - with difficulty for he had drunk too much - a third time. He marked each one on the wall with an upright stroke. In the morning the exhausted Chinese crawled into his room. He looked at the Englishman's tally and exclaimed - "One hundred and eleven ! Beaten by one, by God!"

Allure Cremora Models bring us the ever crisp and beautiful Serina, a Cremora Lover from the west coast. Her features are sharp and she has those Nymph like features guys love. A face for pop music, that's for sure, and don't mean that as an insult. Sure Britney Spears is pretty, but what does she really know about sex. I can't imagine what she's learned from old Timerblake, but maybe Colin Farro's taught her a thing or two.

Allure models are some of the best in the spiritual world of Cremora. Not too many as they screen tightly, but you can always catch a glimpse of a goddess every now and then.

Like many black women, Caramel is voloptuous with a Brazillian style of sensuality. A Cremora Goddess, Cremora model, Cremora everything, some might say, the emobdiment of sexuality.

A celebrity in her own right, you'll be seeing her face around, in some music videos even. But, I mean, of course she will, she's strong and gorgeous, she can do anything. And so can you, by the way. Don't you just love that?

I have a lot of features to do, but if I do any one, it must be Dagny. This million-dollar diva has been in the Cremora game since 1996. And there's no better lovers than her and her boyfriend. And she's doing a sort of Cremora World Tour, which makes her one of the coolest adventuress one could hope to talk to. She's grossed well over $200,000 and I may be low in figures on that. This goddess doesn't quit. But don't take my word for it, SCS Elite members know the deal. Dagny is the truest Cremora rock star there is.

One of films first sex symbol, before Raquel Welch, and way before Jennifer Lopez, was Theda Bara. This was the silent era of infant Hollywood. She was the first star to have a screen personality specially created for her, and one of the first screen vamps. Bara wore erotic costumes which often scarcely concealed her breasts or buttocks. "A couple of loosely spun spider's webs did duty for a bra, or else an asp curved snugly around the contours of each breast, while a few bead whorls appliqu�d on her hip bone by gum arabic looked like some satyr's erotic doodling." She also had a liking for wearing metal chains against the naked flesh "in a way that carried an undertone of perversion". Theda Bara began her epic career before the First World War.

A plethora of respect and shoutouts goes out to Liz Jefferies sexual Yahoo groups. A beautiful web diva, she works hard giving and giving to her community of fans.

Not only does she have a volume of images but she has her own portfolio, private and a few public. It's worth a looksie.

The most famous of the few Spanish love-paintings is the fairy-tale "St George and the Dragon" (c. 1438, Art Institute of Chicago) by Bernat Martorel. The style is linked in its conventions to the illumination of manuscripts. The original Saint George is thought to have died about A.D. 300 at Lydda in Palestine. He seemingly assumed his role of a slayer of dragons from Perseus who slew a sea monster that had threatened the virgin Andromeda. The ideals of courtly love "were exalted to the sanctification of the perfect, gentle knight."

Women love Vin Diesel, and they also love anyone who likes like him, like this guy here with 8th Street Cremora Model Brenda. You know why every guy yearns to be big, so women will love them too. It's true. And every since the movie XXX came out, they've fallen head over heels for him. Pumping iron is important anyways. You have to keep your body fit for maximum thrust. And you never want to lose rhythem, plus it's the best way to get to know you're physical body.

The fourth installment of my novella the MagiCream Chronicles is more than half complete. I've given a sneak preview of it in the literature section. For those who've been reading, Craigy gets an unexpected call from all of his lovers. And the plot thickens...

Cremora fans do not miss it, this is a must read and has been rated as one of the most sensual stories written. It's wild, it's funny and it's creative so check it out if you wish.

R'n'B singer Ashanti says she loves it when men drool over half-naked photos of her to spice up their sex lives. The 20-year-old is enjoying huge success with her debut album Ashanti and she told German magazine Spiegel Online she loves her new-found status as a sex symbol. "I find sexy pictures erotic. And I love it when men find me erotic and I can boost their sex lives through my pictures," she said.

She says photos of sexy women should not be frowned on, despite the fact they are not exactly promoting women's rights. "Why not?" she said. "Sex is not a bad thing, after all."

I love any woman so in tune with her sexuality. Yes, all men gawk. Pick and choose the ones who do it with class.

Whew! These 8th Street Cremora Models are becoming too much! They get sexier and sexier every month. Cherie is just one of them. Society of Cremora Spirituality Elite Members can see it all of course.

Keep in mind, Cremora Universal Women of the World, it takes knowledge of your self and the sexual spiritual prowess of your being to fully understand you worldly sexual powers. Take light, and love always.

What I love most about Cremora Models, and what I think differs them from regular models is their natural beauty. The Cremora Model is accepted in all forms, and that includes glasses.

Glasses are sexy. Take Corina for instance, a California based Cremora Model. You cannot deny her sensuality and if you did, I think she would have some words with you. Law majors usually do.

Kyla is one of those models with a portfolio every woman wants. I mean Victoria Secret quality shots. She's one of the premier Cremora Models of the day. Cremora Spirituality Elite members can see all of her of course. She's not one to miss, very sharp beauty.

A very sharp mind too, as she wrote a personal essay sometime ago she never published on how serious she takes her Cremora lovers. She's a Master and studies sexuality often. You can't front on that.

You have to love Tiffany, one of the many beautiful AFC Cremora Goddesses. She is intensely beautiful, tanned, and lots of fun, not to mention and adventurer. And it's Salsa, Salsa, Salsa for her. It's safe to say she's a true Universal Woman.

I plan to do features on all the Cremora Models. This includes AFC, Fiesta, and Moore models from New York to Seattle and across the globe. These are true beautiful women inside and out, not to mention true sexual goddesses.

Cremora Spirituality has its roots in a thousand year old system of sexual knowledge. The practice of gaining power through sex, and harnassing orgasm into blessed sexual energy. Cremora Spirituality spawns before even Tantra during the ancient writings of the Kama Sutra.

And for the record, throughout history, sex was good and a main source of power for women. The women's body was to be reverred, not shunned. Those were the days I suppose, since now they'd rather show massive violence then spiritual sex and the natural form of the nude body. They'll learn one day.

According to some authorities the most ancient Chinese representations of sexual subject matter date from the Tan dynasty (ca. 206 B.C.-A.D. 24) "Excavations from that period have unearthed bricks from tombs and gifts buried with the dead which show definite sexual motifs." In view of the great antiquity of other aspects of Chinese erotic life these sexual motifs do not seem particularly ancient. The sexual manuals in China suggest that various forms of sexual imagery would have been employed two or three thousand years before the birth of Christ.

Rudolph Valentino began his career as a dancer, then rose to stardom as a dark passionate lover in "The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse" (1921), "The Sheik," and "Blood and Sand" (1922). When he died in hospital in 1926, thousands of people stopped the traffic. In addition several women committed suicide, 100,000 condolence telegrams were sent, and a monument erected to his memory was set up in Hollywood.

Crazy! "What is your motto Mr. Valentino?" "Live and Let Live." This was quoted by Rudolph Valentino in 1923, so now you know where that saying comes from. Here's another quote from his autobiography:

"I have tastes in literature and art, ideal perhaps, that are peculiar to my origin, and ancestry. I am certain that I have a strong leaning toward the beautiful, even the arabesque. It would be odd were it otherwise. Italy, especially that portion of it from whence I came, bristles with romance; it is hoary with age and its historic associations are plentiful, but, above all, it is famous for its art and its artists. The country is broad and thickly peopled; it presents aspects of sanctity and frivolity of dire poverty and great wealth."

Intriguing. I guess. Eat your heart out Ben Affleck. You know, the guy kinda looks like him. Good for J-Lo.